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6 entries this month
 

Monday.

19:13 Dec 08 2008
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How is this day not a swear word? HOW?

I haven't gotten much done, which means I have to sign off in a second (which means minutes) and get cranking out the workage.



Today's interesting news: I may have four people who love me! Bonus is that I am totally digging everyone on the roster. Downside -- I am in love with my Cheshire Cat.



Sooooo, I figure copious affairs until June are safe. (ANd then there is that one I want to keep well past June... name sounds like "Cooly")



*prances around like the town tease/whore*


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Jho
Jho
20:38 Dec 08 2008

...



Alrighty then!





MysticMoon
MysticMoon
20:40 Dec 08 2008

ohhhhhhhh wonders who :)





XxLadyDarkRaynexX
XxLadyDarkRaynexX
23:28 Dec 08 2008

Oh yeah its a swear word alright ,,, Hmm hmm sis i have the 3 that matter most that loves me and I'm happy with that.





CryingDutchess
CryingDutchess
00:07 Dec 09 2008

Normally it is wrong to love your own sis in naughty ways... but LDR just makes me hell bound with love and lusting.





moonkissed
moonkissed
03:15 Dec 11 2008

Garfield said it best"I HATE Monday's"...pass the lasagna!





 

Taco Bell Crash!

18:53 Dec 05 2008
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Today was the last day for my supervisor. So, of course many of us fucked off on work. Somehow, I got roped into taking a ride with the village idiot to Taco Bell. Oh, and the village idiot drove... By the way, the village idiot is the high-pitched "princess".



No sooner than we leave the parking lot do we have to dodge two trucks, hit a big pothole and almost sideswiped a car. Why? Because this whiny bitch doesn't know how to walk and chew gum at the same time! I swear, if I wasn't laughing so hard (on the inside) I would have come up for air and allowed myself to be properly scared to death.



On the way back, princess asks if we can stop so she can get her eyebrows waxed. My response "are you high?" -- so, to the office we returned. Amidst the Madagascar-like heat of her tiny vehicle, the incessant drone of her club music and barrage of idiotic babble, I had been planning on throwing myself from her moving vehicle. Instead, we almost get obliterated by a delivery truck that ran a red light.



Openly laughing now, I watch as she stops in the middle of the intersection with the truck long gone and her palm firmly planted against the horn. The sad little honk that came out of her car was priceless -- it was like a fart in b-flat.



That made my day. Since I almost died, I am not relegating myself to anymore work. Okay, that was a lie. however, I am not going to do a great deal of work nor will I be methodical and brilliant about what I get done.


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Jho
Jho
18:56 Dec 05 2008

wat





atyourwindow
atyourwindow
19:29 Dec 05 2008

lol yeah my friend back in the day had a little geo metro and it made a lil duck fart honk that would make you laugh just before the crash lol





XxLadyDarkRaynexX
XxLadyDarkRaynexX
09:58 Dec 06 2008

aww sis I can't wait come and play with you in the

BIG City hahah, much fun to be had !!!!!!



All innocence will be gone by the time i return home...





nobodysfallenangel
nobodysfallenangel
10:27 Dec 08 2008

Dude sounds like a day of death defying! Like I did all this year, and am continually doing so.



Haha! Lool........



Try not to break your other leg, and tell princess to wax her unibrow on her own fucking time!





 

Monitor Mayhem!

05:24 Dec 05 2008
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Bless the parents that torture their kids, have the decency to film it and share with the likes of jerks like me!







Oh, and bless the geriatric attacks for our Social Security is becoming less social about its security...



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MysticMoon
MysticMoon
22:27 Dec 05 2008

omfg I LOVE YOU ... this was the best laugh i've had all day .. YAY!!!!! for cruel people who like to torture the young and old this way *HUGS thank you thank you :)





CryingDutchess
CryingDutchess
01:11 Dec 06 2008

I love you too, you cute piece of female perfection!





 

Happy Friday!

05:14 Dec 05 2008
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This has yet to grow tired for me...





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Office HELL!

18:12 Dec 02 2008
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The topic of discussion is Lindsey Lohan: lesbian or bi? WHO CARES! I'm not fucking her! They aren't fucking her! *sigh*



Ebonic-woman has been very nice lately. I bought her chocolate-chip cookies and licked one of them (just kidding).


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
18:18 Dec 02 2008

you should have licked ALL of them.





Nista
Nista
18:20 Dec 02 2008

You should have licked all of them and then said you are bi with a little eyebrow wiggle.





I'll bet that'd both stop the discussion and create quite a funny work environment.





Sinora
Sinora
18:42 Dec 02 2008

You never bought me cookies....*sniffs*





Oceanne
Oceanne
19:03 Dec 02 2008

Sigh,me either.





Jho
Jho
20:01 Dec 02 2008

Not enough Lohan tits in this entry.



BAD KOURTNEY!





CAJOME
CAJOME
13:32 Dec 03 2008

You should've kept the cookies and licked her... but, not in any place that she might've enjoyed... she's not worthy.



 

A New Month, A New Countdown...

13:49 Dec 01 2008
Times Read: 768


Well Santa? Had my turkey, was a good girl to the family... I think it is time we open talks for negotiations.


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